EXCLUSIVE: The Next Leaked Supreme Court Draft!

“And to ensure that our decision is not misunderstood or mischaracterized, we emphasize that our decision concerns the constitutional right to abortion and no other right,” quoth Justice Samuel “Angry White Man Sam” Alito in his draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade and ending women’s nationwide right to an abortion. “Nothing in this opinion shouldContinue reading “EXCLUSIVE: The Next Leaked Supreme Court Draft!”

A Dangerous Book That Teaches CRT

Dear Governor Youngkin, I am so grateful to you for creating a way for parents like me to email complaints about “Critical Race Theory” being taught by undercover Communists in my son Tommy’s school, Bluebell Elementary in Cheesedip, Virginia. Like you, I had never even heard of CRT until 2021, but now I understand itContinue reading “A Dangerous Book That Teaches CRT”

What’s in Their Hearts

Do you remember when George W. “Shrub” Bush, running for president the first time, responded indignantly to some political attack, “Don’t you question my heart!” Google can’t recall for me exactly what the issue of the moment was, but it doesn’t really matter. Bush’s riposte was politically ingenious, because liberal Democrats are always accusing conservativeContinue reading “What’s in Their Hearts”

When the Oppressed Side With Their Oppressors

The twisted mentality of a Stephen Miller or a Clarence Thomas seems to spring from combination of two pitiable and primitive impulses: By making themselves useful to those who are against their very existence, they hope to be spared; and they have come to identify with the enemy’s perspective so thoroughly that they look with contempt on their own, victimized subgroup.

The Counterfeit Wildebeest: An American Fable

In a distant era when there was still ice in Antarctica and wild animals in Africa, a lazy young lion named Tad came up with what he thought was a clever way to save work when hunting wildebeest. “I will dress up in wildebeest hide and tell them all the lions have run away,” heContinue reading “The Counterfeit Wildebeest: An American Fable”

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